I`ve known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart,
But you`ve got being right down to an art,
You think you`re a genius, you drive me up the wall,
You`re a regular original, a know it all,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re special,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re something else,
Okay, so you`re a rocket scientist,
That don`t impress me much,
So you got the brain but have you got the touch,
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright,
But that won`t keep me warm in the middle of the night,
That don`t impress me much,
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket,
And a comb up his sleeve just in case,
And all that extra hold gel in your hair outta lock it,
`Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re special,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re something else,
Okay, so you`re Brad Pitt,
That don`t impress me much,
So you got the looks but have you got the touch,
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright,
But that won`t keep me warm in the middle of the night,
That don`t impress me much,
You`re one of those guys who likes to shine his machine,
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in,
I can`t believe you kiss your car good night,
C`mon baby tell me you must be jokin`, right,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re special,
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re something else,
Okay, so you`ve got a car,
That don`t impress me much,
So you got the moves but have you got the touch,
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright,
But that won`t keep me warm in the middle of the night,
That don`t impress me much,
You think you`re cool but have you got the touch,
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright,
But that won`t keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night,
That don`t impress me much,
Okay, so what do you think you`re Elvis or something,
That don`t impress me.
